Squidward Krusty Krab Employee ID Badge – SpongeBob SquarePants

Please proceed to the next register… just kidding — welcome to the Krusty Krab! — An EpicIDs Exclusive!

Between clarinet practice and neighborhood drama, Squidward Tentacles still shows up to the Krusty Krab register with world-class eye-rolls and impeccable sarcasm. This character-specific employee badge captures the delightful mismatch of gourmet aspirations and fast-food reality, straight from Bikini Bottom’s most iconic workplace.

Designed to echo Squidward’s cashier credentials, this Krusty Krab ID features show-inspired styling, aquatic color cues, and clean, professional layout. Display it in a collection or clip it to a lanyard for events — it’s the perfect finishing touch for anyone who appreciates deadpan delivery and exact change.

🧾 Krusty Krab Register Advisory:
This badge does not grant a raise, eliminate lunch rushes, or make clarinet solos mandatory. It will help you look like an official cashier, spark knowing smiles from fans, and may encourage expertly timed sighs during peak hours. Batteries for the register not included.

• Standard license size — CR-80 card (3.375" × 2.125"), fits wallets, clips, and badge sleeves.
• Character-specific design — channels Squidward’s in-universe Krusty Krab cashier styling.
• Krusty Krab details — restaurant iconography, aquatic palette, and clean register-ready layout.
• Premium PVC-PET composite — durable, waterproof, and a glossy professional finish.
• Front and back design — immersive badge front with franchise-inspired elements on reverse.
• Made in the USA — family-owned production with fan-crafted quality since 2015.
• Perfect for SpongeBob fans — conventions, themed parties, photo ops, collections, and display.

EpicIDs DIY Cosplay Guide – SpongeBob SquarePants Universe

Character Overview:
Squidward Tentacles is the Krusty Krab cashier and long-suffering neighbor known for refined tastes, clarinet practice, and world-class sarcasm. This badge represents his official on-shift credentials.

Cosplay Complexity:
Tier 2 – Novice: Register Ready

⚡ Quick Start (5 Minutes or Less):
Clip the badge to a lanyard, wear a tan polo and neutral slacks, adopt a calmly unimpressed expression, and you’re on duty.

What You'll Need:

• Squidward Krusty Krab Employee ID Badge (This item)
• Tan or brown short-sleeve polo shirt
• Neutral pants or skirt and black shoes
• Simple blue/seafoam accessory (headband, scarf, or hat) for a subtle undersea cue

Optional Upgrades:

• Clarinet prop (convention-safe) or music sheet folder
• Small order pad, receipt roll, or toy register
• Foam “tentacle” gloves or minimalist headpiece for a cartoon silhouette
• Customer “Now Serving” number sign for photo gags

Cosplay In Action:

1. Pose behind an imaginary counter, one hand hovering over an invisible register button.
2. Offer a perfectly timed sigh or dry one-liner (paraphrased) when friends request “faster service.”
3. Pair with a SpongeBob (fry cook) or Mr. Krabs (manager) for trio photos that tell the whole shift story.

Level Up Your Cosplay:
Create a quick “order window” backdrop with nautical colors and a menu board. Add a clarinet case and music stand for off-duty photos. For group scenes, combine with SpongeBob’s fry station props or a “secret formula” gag (safely parody-only) for instant recognition.

This badge isn’t just a card — it’s your invitation to work the window with legendary sarcasm and spotless register etiquette. Crafted with durable, professional materials, it elevates displays and brings Bikini Bottom humor to any event. Just remember: exact change is appreciated, customer enthusiasm is optional, and management may or may not approve of interpretive clarinet breaks.