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USPS Derek Hallman "Sorting Machine Alien" ID Badge – Men in Black II – Screen-Accurate Style
USPS Derek Hallman “Sorting Machine Alien” ID badge inspired by Men in Black II — styled to resemble on-screen postal cover.
$ 19.95
USPS Derek Hallman "Sorting Machine Alien" ID Badge – Men in Black II – Screen-Accurate Style $ 19.95
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Only standard, individual ID cards qualify toward the minimum.
Bundles, Sets, Misfits IDs, Workday IDs, Replacement Orders, and any non-ID products are not eligible.
Add-ons and upgrades (premium backdrops, duplicates, multiposes, enhancements) do not count toward the minimum.
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Own the undercover look of the fastest hands in the mailroom — An EpicIDs Exclusive!
Under fluorescent lights and the hum of conveyors, Derek Hallman keeps the letters flowing with almost inhuman precision. This fan-art USPS badge is designed to resemble the screen-accurate styling you know from the Men in Black II postal cover — instantly readable as a real workplace credential at first glance and a sly sci-fi nod the moment fans take a second look.
⚠️ Field Advisory — Postal Cover Integrity:
This badge does not grant federal authority, postal access, or real-world identification. It’s a fandom prop for display, photos, and in-character fun — perfect for subtle gags, lineup photos, and “did you catch that?” reactions.
- Standard license size — CR-80 card (3.375" × 2.125"), fits wallets, clips, and sleeves.
- Character-specific artwork — “Derek Hallman” USPS sorter identity with subtle alien cues, styled to resemble on-screen badge aesthetics.
- Screen-accurate vibe — layout, typography, and workplace details inspired by film references for instant recognition.
- Premium PVC-PET composite — waterproof, fade-resistant, durable for long-term display.
- Front and back design — authentic badge face with universe-inspired elements on the reverse.
- Crafted in the USA — on-demand by a fan-run small business trusted since 2015.
- Perfect for sci-fi fan wear — conventions, photo ops, display shelves, and collector gifts.
EpicIDs DIY Cosplay Guide — Men in Black Universe
Character Overview:
Derek Hallman is the unflappable sorting-machine savant — a postal persona with just enough “too perfect” precision to hint at something extraterrestrial. He’s the quiet counterpart to an Agent-on-a-coffee-break, hiding in plain sight beside the conveyor.
Cosplay Complexity:
Tier 2 — Casual Cover: simple workwear build with a high-recognition prop.
⚡ Quick Start (5 minutes or less):
Clip the badge to a light-blue work shirt, pair with navy pants and black shoes, then keep your motions metronomic and efficient.
What You’ll Need:
- USPS Derek Hallman “Sorting Machine Alien” ID Badge (this item)
- Light-blue button-up work shirt with chest pocket
- Navy work pants, plain black belt, black shoes
Optional Upgrades:
- Mail bundle or satchel for photo staging
- Clip-on retractable badge reel for quick “flash and sort” moments
- Black sunglasses for a low-key “agency mode” reveal
Cosplay In Action:
- Feed envelopes through an imaginary sorter with crisp, repeatable motions — then glance up like you just detected a pattern only an alien could see.
- When someone clocks the reference, straighten your badge, give a tiny nod, and return to “work.”
- Pair with an Agent-style partner for perfect undercover duo shots.
Level Up Your Look:
Lightly weather the shirt collar and cuffs, add a simple name patch, and keep your posture squared — like a human trying a bit too hard to be human. The badge anchors the cover; your precision sells the story.
Made for fans, by fans!
Another EPICIDs™ exclusive design! Not available anywhere else!
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Another EPICIDs™ exclusive design! Not available anywhere else!
Our exclusive designs make for a memorable, one-of-a-kind gift!
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Learn about Officially Licensed Merchandise
Unmatched Quality and Craftsmanship by Epic IDs
Discover the world of unique design and impeccable quality with Epic IDs. Our ID cards are more than accessories; they are masterpieces crafted with precision. Dive into the specifications:
Material Excellence:
- Composition: Utilizing a durable PVC-PET composite material, with PVC material for Real Chip and/or Mag Strip IDs, we ensure resilience and longevity.
- Size: Standard CR80 size of 3.375" × 2.125" (85.6 mm × 54 mm), fitting comfortably in wallets.
- Thickness: A robust 30mil thickness guarantees durability.
- Finish: High-Definition print with vibrant, sharp color reproduction and a glossy finish - a testament to quality.
Artistic Excellence:
- Themed Designs: Catering to specific fandoms, movies, series, and pop culture, our exclusive designs create a special connection with your favorite characters or themes. Whether it's for cosplay, Halloween costumes, or simply celebrating your passion, our cards are made to complement the experience.
- Collaboration with Fans: We value the ideas and feedback from the community, and our designs are often shaped in accordance with the preferences and requests of fans like you.
- Craftsmanship Focus: Our team's eye for detail extends to handpicked materials, colors, and fonts, ensuring each card is a work of art.
- Quality Assurance: Uncompromising attention to detail and originality.
Features and Benefits:
- Waterproof: Designed for an active lifestyle, resilient against moisture.
- Cosplay Companion: Authenticity and flair for every ensemble.
- Collector’s Dream: Ideal for fans, collectors, and pop culture enthusiasts.
- Top-Notch Production: Using specialty card printers for professional results.
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