ACME Corporation Employee ID Badge — Photo Personalized

Get Hired by the Most Questionably Safe Employer in Cartoon History — The ACME Corporation Employee ID

Become an official member of the world’s most accident-prone workplace with the ACME Corporation Employee ID — a Photo Personalized cosplay prop forged in the spirit of over-engineered gadgets and highly flammable innovation.

Inspired by decades of cartoon chaos and OSHA-optional engineering, this badge is perfect for cosplay, display, or just surviving your next questionable invention launch. Personalize it with your name, photo, job title, department, employee number, expiration date, and your choice of division (e.g., Product Safety, Rocket Testing, Explosive Analysis, etc.).

⚠️ Safety Advisory: This credential does not grant access to hazardous testing facilities, prevent catastrophic failure, or shield you from anvils. All ACME Employees accept liability for their own cartoonish consequences.
— ACME: Making Mayhem Possible Since Before Gravity

• Standard License Size (3.375” × 2.125”) — easy to clip, badge, or blast off your jacket
• Photo Personalized — includes your image and all relevant field data
• Fully Themed Front & Back Design — includes departmental info and ACME hazard-themed terms
• Printed on high-gloss PVC/PET composite material — resistant to minor cartoon mishaps
• Great for cosplay, collectors, gag gifts, convention lanyards, or Wile E. Coyote fan displays

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EpicIDs' DIY Cosplay Guide — ACME Corporation Staffer

Character Overview:
As an ACME employee, your job likely involves unstable chemicals, cartoon gravity, and quarterly explosions. The job description is loose. The danger? Imminent. The vibe? Hilarious.

Cosplay Complexity:
Beginner to Intermediate — Ideal for gag costumes, convention cosplay, or themed parties.

What You’ll Need:

• ACME Corporation Employee ID (This Item)
• Lab coat, jumpsuit, or hazard-striped vest
• Oversized goggles or safety helmet
• Clipboards, exploded gadgets, or Acme-branded schematics
• Optional: Giant spring-loaded boxing glove, detonation plunger, or Acme parcel crate

Cosplay In Action:

1. Introduce yourself as “Head of Product Safety Testing” with a straight face
2. Carry around absurd blueprints and occasionally yell “Fire in the hole!”
3. Collapse theatrically if someone drops a tiny anvil nearby

Level Up Your Cosplay:
Make your own mock gadgets with moving parts or fake warning labels. Bonus points for explosion sound effects or trail smoke.

This ID is the only thing standing between you and cartoon calamity — and honestly, it probably won’t help. But it’ll look great doing it.