Aperture Laboratories Test Subject Button Pin – Portal – Collector Edition

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From deep within the sterile halls of Aperture Laboratories comes this collectible 2.25-inch button pin, designating you as an official “Test Subject.” Inspired by the mind-bending world of Portal, this fan-crafted pin captures the spirit of science, sarcasm, and questionable ethics that define the legendary testing facility. Perfect for fans of cake, companion cubes, and the world’s most passive-aggressive AI.

Whether you’re navigating test chambers, attending conventions, or simply embracing your inner experimental subject, this durable enamel-style button lets everyone know you’ve survived the portal testing experience (mostly intact).

Display it proudly on your bag, jacket, or lab coat as proof that you’re officially part of Aperture’s ongoing experiment in “science done for science’s sake.”

🔬 Aperture Laboratories Notice:
This pin does not grant lab access, protect against neurotoxin exposure, or guarantee cake availability. It will, however, enhance your cosplay, spark witty conversation, and may attract rogue AI commentary about your performance. Remember: science isn’t about why — it’s about why not.

• Standard size — 2.25-inch round button pin, ideal for bags, jackets, and lanyards.
• Collector design — features Aperture Laboratories logo and “Test Subject” designation.
• Premium materials — high-gloss finish with durable metal back and safety pin clasp.
• Convention-tested — lightweight and sturdy for all-day wear during gaming events.
• Fan exclusive — officially unlicensed fan art made for display, cosplay, and collection.
• Perfect for Portal fans — great for cosplay, conventions, science-themed decor, or witty gift-giving.

This badge isn’t just a pin — it’s your proof of participation in Aperture’s most ambitious experiments. Crafted for durability and fandom authenticity, it’s the perfect conversation starter for gamers and science enthusiasts alike. Just remember: if a robotic voice congratulates you on surviving testing, you might want to run. The cake is still a lie.