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USPS Calvin Reed “Beatbox Alien” ID Badge – Men in Black II — Screen-Accurate Style
$ 18.95
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Collections: All, All ID Products (Excluding Misfit IDs), Men In Black (MIB), Movie IDs, Movies — Comedy — Parody — Satire, Movies — Science-Fiction & Fantasy, New Added and Recently Refreshed Designs
Type: ID Card
Category: agency, alien, comedy, cosplay, franchise:mib, movie, science-fiction, science-fiction-fantasy, usps
Slip into the most rhythmic cover in postal history — An EpicIDs Exclusive!
Disguised as a small-town mail clerk, the Beatbox Alien (Calvin Reed) keeps things moving with perfect tempo and a very human alias. This fan-art badge is designed to resemble the screen-accurate styling you know from Agent K’s postmaster cover in Men in Black II — so your display or costume reads instantly authentic while staying firmly in parody territory.
⚠️ Field Advisory — Postal Cover Integrity:
This badge does not grant federal authority, postal access, or real-world identification of any kind. It’s a fandom prop for display, photos, and in-character fun — ideal for nods, winks, and the occasional beat-driven envelope sort.
- Standard license size — CR-80 card (3.375" × 2.125"), fits wallets, clips, and sleeves.
- Character-specific artwork — “Calvin Reed” USPS clerk identity with subtle alien cues, styled to resemble K’s on-screen badge aesthetics.
- Screen-accurate vibe — layout, typography, and workplace details inspired by film references for instant recognition.
- Premium PVC-PET composite — waterproof, fade-resistant, durable for long-term display.
- Front and back design — authentic face on the front with universe-inspired elements on the reverse.
- Crafted in the USA — on-demand by a fan-run small business trusted since 2015.
- Perfect for sci-fi fan wear — conventions, photo ops, display shelves, and collector gifts.
EpicIDs DIY Cosplay Guide — Men in Black Universe
Character Overview:
Calvin Reed is the rhythmic mailroom talent hiding a not-so-human resume. Pairing a postal persona with alien flair, he’s the perfect counterpart to Agent K’s cover — same counter, different cadence.
Cosplay Complexity:
Tier 2 — Casual Cover: Simple clothing build with a high-recognition prop.
⚡ Quick Start (5 minutes or less):
Clip the badge to a light-blue work shirt, tuck into navy work pants, and add your best under-the-breath beatbox.
What You’ll Need:
- USPS Calvin Reed “Beatbox Alien” ID Badge (this item)
- Light-blue button-up work shirt with chest pocket
- Navy work pants, plain black belt, black shoes
Optional Upgrades:
- Small mail bundle or satchel for photo staging
- Discrete earbud prop to sell the “always on tempo” vibe
- Black sunglasses for a sly “agency mode” reveal
Cosplay In Action:
- Tap a four-count on the counter, sort envelopes with snappy precision, then glance up like you heard something from the Andromeda mail chute.
- When fans clock the reference, reply with a tiny percussive riff — then straighten your badge and get “back to work.”
- Team up with an Agent-K-style partner for a perfect undercover duo shot.
Level Up Your Look:
Lightly weather the shirt collar and cuffs, add a low-key name patch, and keep movements precise — like a metronome with manners. The badge anchors the cover; your rhythm sells the character.
Made for fans, by fans!
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Another EPICIDs™ exclusive design! Not available anywhere else!
Our exclusive designs make for a memorable, one-of-a-kind gift!
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Learn about Officially Licensed Merchandise
Unmatched Quality and Craftsmanship by Epic IDs
Discover the world of unique design and impeccable quality with Epic IDs. Our ID cards are more than accessories; they are masterpieces crafted with precision. Dive into the specifications:
Material Excellence:
- Composition: Utilizing a durable PVC-PET composite material, with PVC material for Real Chip and/or Mag Strip IDs, we ensure resilience and longevity.
- Size: Standard CR80 size of 3.375" × 2.125" (85.6 mm × 54 mm), fitting comfortably in wallets.
- Thickness: A robust 30mil thickness guarantees durability.
- Finish: High-Definition print with vibrant, sharp color reproduction and a glossy finish - a testament to quality.
Artistic Excellence:
- Themed Designs: Catering to specific fandoms, movies, series, and pop culture, our exclusive designs create a special connection with your favorite characters or themes. Whether it's for cosplay, Halloween costumes, or simply celebrating your passion, our cards are made to complement the experience.
- Collaboration with Fans: We value the ideas and feedback from the community, and our designs are often shaped in accordance with the preferences and requests of fans like you.
- Craftsmanship Focus: Our team's eye for detail extends to handpicked materials, colors, and fonts, ensuring each card is a work of art.
- Quality Assurance: Uncompromising attention to detail and originality.
Features and Benefits:
- Waterproof: Designed for an active lifestyle, resilient against moisture.
- Cosplay Companion: Authenticity and flair for every ensemble.
- Collector’s Dream: Ideal for fans, collectors, and pop culture enthusiasts.
- Top-Notch Production: Using specialty card printers for professional results.
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